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NATURE CREATION

Name: Roseline
Location: Ipoh, Perak.
Former School: Main Convent
Former College: Davies College, UK, Eastbourne College of Art and Design.

Interest: looking at recipe books, home deco magazine, chit chatting, gardening, watching TV

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FALLEN LEAVES

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Designed by PREVIOUS me! !
Designed by ME!
Brushes from X, X, X

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Jokes
CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK..

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, '' No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help y ou?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to GOD.'

The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law



whisperings of nature